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****UPDATED!! Now includes ending dialogue from the Extended Cut DLC! Fuck yeah Garrus! I love you too :sniff sniff: ****

By popular demand! This soundboard has 185 sound files! Holy hell it was a mind bender. I went through thousands of files and picked the best-ish ones.

And yes... his 'caught in the act' with Tali is here. And his super duper line on the Citadel!! Haha.

Will likely take a break until the next one, which will probably be Harbinger.

Enjoy, my pretties :D

:bulletred:Joker ME2 Soundboard [link]
:bulletred:Garrus ME2 Soundboard [link]
:bulletred:Harbinger ME2 Soundboard [link]
:bulletred: Tali ME2 Soundboard [link]
:bulletred:EPIC ME3 Tali Soundboard [link]
:bulletred:Dual Mass Effect Thane Soundboard [link]

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WhoCrysForTheStars Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  Student General Artist
fffffffffff, i wish i could download the "boyfreind" bite and the "who the hell..." bite XD they'd be the best text/ringtones
truluvwaitz8393 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
*listens through ever sound* Goddamnit Garrus I love you Garrus: Shepard I, love you too *loses my shit*

YukinaSk Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2015  Student Interface Designer
Oh god... this is perfect, thank you ♥
Wathrandir Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
.....eep..... Okay....I definitely have a thing for turians.....especially their voices......holy crap.......
alianthdra Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
You are now my favourite person on the internet! :D
Just one question, do you have the "Lucky for you, Archangel's your boyfriend" soundclip on here?
Thanks for doing this!
finishingthefight Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
"A Turian military operative competing with a Quarian mechanic, and I'm the optimistic one?" I always take Garrus and Tali with me (Tali's my LI and Garrus is... well Garrus and awesome) but in the final mission I shit you not Garrus went down 5 times and Tali didn't go down once, I guess we know who won that bet
riverrine Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
and this is now my favourite spot in the deviantart! 
thank you, great antidepressant and all-purpose mood lifter)
XenoJaw Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm having so much fun with this! Thank you! :D OMG! I can't contain my excitement! 
Dunyahu Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
WOW. This is cool! A whole lot cooler than I thought it would be! Thank you so much for putting this together XD
maqeurious Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
lol, my pleasure.
Anneloes Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014
The "And you've got to be kidding me" always gets me. I'm a hardcore Thanemancer but dammit if Garrus isn't just the cutest thing. In that sentence you can just hear the panic and despair of being left behind.
Narubo Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Awww! Faved.
"Shepard... I... love you too.." i cried! D:
Phoenixofthesea Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
man you shoulda put "oh crap" on there
finishingthefight Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
I laughed a lot when he said that, it was so sudden it was what I was going to say, but I guess Garrus could read my thoughts and beat me to it
Phoenixofthesea Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD lol same here
YayasSexyDuckies Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
"I'm Garrus Vakarian and THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE SPOT ON THE CITADEL!" God, I love that line. Damn turian got to me.
Hinata1313 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
That's awesome!
AnnaKitty Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
I did not know he had a line saying "If I hear one more crack about calibrations...."!!!! xD
Ryssa-Aquicoine Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Garrus is such a sexy bastard! All the fangirls love him! There will never be another turian like him.
YunaAsakura Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So the "caught ya!"-phrases are those when we find him hanging out with Tali?
GothicAlchemist7X Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013  Student General Artist
I never heard him say "well, until we have kids anyway" and when he was talking about the turian vs. quarian. What scenes are those from?
choirchick22 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My favorite is the "You've gotta be kidding me" because the first time I heard that, it made me cry a little bit. Gah How could anyone play the games and NOT romance him??
maqeurious Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, amen to that!
MrsGarrusVakarian Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Will you update these againfrom the new Citedal DLC?
choirchick22 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I would like to second that question, and I would also like to say Pretty please?
MrsGarrusVakarian Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry I was so excited when I ran in to this; and I didn't really speak out what I wanted to ask; I meant to say or ask you; are you planning on to updating it with the new Citedal DLC?
Blood-Red-X Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
This is great
SuSiNu Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
i'm feeling a little embarrassed to admit it but damn, i'd go gay for such a voice like this!
ayashi77 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2013
THE FEELING!!! :hearts: Your awesome
JasmineAlexandra Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Student General Artist
Did you hear Garrus romantic lines from Citadel DLC? I just about died in fan-gurl joy!
maqeurious Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh yeah I did!!! I've gone through most of them, and Garrus's was my hands down favourite!
choirchick22 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You should make one for the new dlc!
maqeurious Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I haven't played it yet (hopefully today if i have time) so if I think it's worth it I might update these ME3 boards with them :)
AuroraLiandra Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2013
Trust me: It's worth it.
Lisi-chan Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2013  Hobbyist
oh my god... i will press these buttons the whole day long :DD just one question: where is the scene where garrus says "Joker, we have to leave" ?
maqeurious Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This line plays in the extended cut scene when Garrus tells Joker they have to leave after Shepard puts your extra companions back on the Normandy before the final run.
goddessofthearts Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
If there's a possibly that I'm not in a relationship on Valentine's Day, at least I'll always have this as a back plan. Thank you for making this.
Totorita Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
*_* amazing
nyogu Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Does anybody know what that "...Never." line is from?
KatePfeilschiefter Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
When you're saying goodbye to everyone at the end of ME3, before heading off to the big battle. If you romanced Garrus, at the end of talking to him Shep says "you'll never be alone" before walking off. And he repeats "...Never".
tschudin Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Wow, all the perfect in the world!
Kurokawa16 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Best thing EVER!
Massydov Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013
Arya-Tred Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've just lost half of an hour listening to Garrus, my goddes, your bad person xD
Morning-Angel9 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012
Oh my God I've been wanting something like this for a long time now. You're awesome. Thank you so much :D
WragnaroqRMageddon Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
...Why did I shiver at the way he said 'liaison'?
TheSanguineVixen Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
By the Goddess....THANK YOU! You have no idea how long I have been clicking certain buttons in this soundboard!! Damn his voice is just too sexy for my ears...there is no Shepard without Vakarian. Stupid pixel crush! I've been looking for that damn I love you line through the audio for a video I'm working on but at least here I can listen to it all the time. I'll just go squee quietly over here...
StoneWasher Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
made me so happy!
journeymanM7 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
More Awsomeness comin' at Ya !
HarbingerLoki Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this soundboard so much!!!
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